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mushroom-just-one:

This is it, guys. We have achieved the apex of human civilization. Our species will never achieve greatness of this magnitude ever again.
thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

"I fucking hate admitting to someone that I miss them. It makes me feel so small and pathetic, because while I’m awake at 4am thinking about you, you probably haven’t thought of me in months. It makes me feel so stupid and I honestly wish I could forget you. But I can’t."

oakynymph:

do we panic now
nostalgic-tragedy:

abominable-twat:

SQUAD

this picture gives me life

officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies