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zaynsbro:

couldhappen:

 i’m not prepared for this!!! (X)

WHAT NO IM DO U WANT ME TO DIE

seethearrowtheyshot:

Hamish and Andy prank call two sex line workers.

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

  • interview: how would you hit on a girl?
  • harry: what's the context? where are we?
  • interviewer: at a bar.
  • harry: where in the bar? are we in america?
  • interview: sure
  • harry: oh, well i can't go into bars in america so.

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: patheticforever)

Fall Out Boy - Thanks for the Memories (Vocals Only)

homesickonhigh:

slavetomanyfandoms:

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

the harmonies oh m gy g od

newsiesforever-secondtonone:

Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried

(Source: hiccupstinybraids)

vampirevvekend:

ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

huffingtonpost:

Nun rocks it on Italy’s ‘The Voice’ singing competition. Listen to Sister Cristina Scuccia belting out Alica Keys’ “No One” here.

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body oder smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

(Source: gaytable)

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(Source: thisismarshal)